Wifestar
2009-11-03 | Parting Gift 3
kk... here is the deal.... been waiting to give out paid for a while but it seems not many r trying hard enough to make me laugh.... (at lease make me smile)
wifestar (on RT) is no longer setting vm....so enjoy the planets.... i have basic fleet up...maybe 1 or 2 stacks of op or none at all... enjoy
some more paid to give out and abt 5000 regalos too.... who is intrested?
To players posting in this thread:
Please keep your jokes and pictures on a decent level. Anything inapropriate will be removed. Thanks for understanding
Edited by TheMACHINE on 2009-11-05 |
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Outlander
8day(s) ago | Thank you wifestar, much appreciated.
CIAO |
fusion
8day(s) ago | aww i wanted regs too
well anways good luck in life |
jchan6407
8day(s) ago | appreciate :) take care in ur RL |
Cozythrias
9day(s) ago | now really.. good luck IRL wifey :)
thanks lots.. lots |
Wifestar
9day(s) ago | kk...this is it.... i got tired of waiting (to keep on logging back to check) for some1 to win the paids and regs, so im giving it out as follows :-
paid and 200 regs given to each of the following (for trying) :-
- Wolfia
- Outlander
- Cozythrias
- jchan6407
GOOGBYE... U WON`T C ME HERE AGIN AFTER TODAY !!!!! |
Outlander
9day(s) ago | Many years ago, there was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire word, Catholic or not. As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter who greeted him in a firm embrace. "Welcome your holiness, your dedication and unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has earned you great stature in heaven. You may pass through the gates without delay and are granted free access to all parts of heaven."
St. Peter continued: "You are also granted an open-door policy and may, at your own discretion, meet with any heavenly leader including the Father, without prior appointment. Is there anything which your holiness desires?"
"Well, yes," the Pope replied. "I have often pondered some of the mysteries which have puzzled and confounded theologians through the ages. Are there perhaps any transcripts which recorded the actual conversations between God and the prophets of old? I would love to see what was actually said, without the dimming of memories over time."
St. Peter immediately ushered the Pope to the heavenly library and explained how to retrieve the various documents. The Pope was thrilled and settled down to review the history of mans` relationship with God.
Two years later, a scream of anguish pierced the quiet of the library. Immediately several of the saints and angels came running. They found the Pope pointing to a single word on a parchment, repeating over and over: "There`s an `R`. There`s an `R`. There`s an `R`... It`s CELEBRATE !!!, not celibate!" |
Wolfia
9day(s) ago | REMOVED
Edited by TheMACHINE on 2009-11-12 |
jchan6407
9day(s) ago | #1510991
TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your behind in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I`d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it`s like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they`ve seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
1.You kiss your girlfriend`s/boyfriend`s home page.
2.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3.Your eyeglbehindes have a web site burned in on them.
4.You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
5.You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
6.You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
7.You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
8.All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
9.And even your night dreams are in HTML.
10.You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com. |
Cozythrias
9day(s) ago | i know your first post fusion lol, the kid is tricky XD |
fusion
9day(s) ago | A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I`ll go home." |
fusion
9day(s) ago | A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” |
Cozythrias
9day(s) ago | Cozythrias#1743992
It`s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven`t been to together since we got married." "Oh, I`m so sorry to hear that. That`s terrible... But couldn`t you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says.
“They`re all at the funeral." |
Cozythrias
9day(s) ago | A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, a plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won`t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, a mechanic?" Another few days go by, and it`s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there`s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, a carpenter?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he`d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says,
"a BAKER?!" |
Cozythrias
9day(s) ago | lol sad :p meh... best i got was pedro lol
wifey is serious XD |
ThePunisher
9day(s) ago | Memory :
An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple`s house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen. The two elderly gents were talking, and one says: "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant .I`d highly recommend."
The other man says: "What`s the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying: "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"
His friend replies: "A carnation?" "No, no. The other one," the man says.
His friend suggest "The poppy?"
"No, no, no" growls the man. "You know - the one that is red and has thorns."
His friend says: "Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes! Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells: "Rose, what`s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?" |
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